Dan musibah ini juga mengundang amarah di atas kenyataan Shahrizat Jalil. Osah bangangnya menteri sorang ni. Lek-lek la dulu kalau iye pun. Semoga beliau tak sakit dada malam ni kerana rata-rata blogger politik malam ni hangin satu badan dengan kenyataan tersebut.
Semoga Malaysia terus sejahtera. Dan UMNO bungkus dalam PRU akan datang.
Why am I so angry? Dah cakap omputeh pulak dah... aku sekeh ko kang. Hai-O ni scam inside-out... tanya orang terpelajar seperti doktor (kecuali 5 ekor dogtor hampeh kat atas), para jurutera yang tahu pasal Far Infrared, dan saintis-saintis dikalangan orang Melayu di pusat-pusat pengajian tinggi - Apa yang Hai-O lakukan untuk memasarkan produk haprak Premium Bloodyfool itu adalah tidak masuk akal, dan hanyalah modal scam untuk jual barang cara MLM. Korang sendiri aku rasa pernah baca pelbagai cara promosi produk ni - kejap toumaline la, kejap bioceramic la, kejap injek FIR kat Jepun la - ntahapekejadahnya punya bahalol punya promosi berunsurkan sains medikal ntah, boleh tukar-tukar sumber FIR macam haramjadah - kelentong gilabab macam cipan. Saintis dan Industrialis gunakan FIR untuk buat laser sebab power nya sangat la kuat. Apekebendanya bengkung kain nak keluarkan FIR kasi badan kurus. Itu penerangan paling sempoi aku boleh kasi tahu korang adik-adik anak-anak Melayu yang baca blog aku ni. Sedap-sedap cakap ikut bontot aje la korang promoter Hai-O eh? Seronok sungguh makan duit orang Melayu lain dengan mengelentong dan buat bzns cara MLM, sekaligus dapat mengayakan apek-apek kat Klang tu ye? Wadefak la korang neh?
Apa yang berlaku? Click link untuk cerita penuh:aididmuaddib.blogspot.com/2011/05/hai-o-scam-khas-untuk-melayu-dan-si.html
INILAH sebabnya kenapa rakyat bawahan cukup marah bila kerajaan naikkan harga minyak dan gula. Kerajaan nak naikkan harga keretapi, kapal terbang, basikal, lipan, mengkarung, tayar basikal, skirt rosmah, dam aji dan bakul sampah tak ada siapa peduli. Naikkanlah! kerana tiada atau kurang kesannya kepada perkara lain.
Tapi bila kerajaan yang kononnya "mendahulukan rakyat" ni dah mula menggila menaikkan harga gula dan minyak, kerajaan ni memang cari masalah! Memang cari pasal dengan rakyat!
Bila minyak naik harga, maka semua barang yang ada kaitan atau menggunakan minyak, akan naik harga. Cuba korang fikir, betapa susahnya nak namakan barang yang tak ada kaitan dengan minyak? Semua barang mesti diangkut dengan kenderaan, maka bila kos pengangkutan meningkat, secara automatik harga barang meningkat!
Begitu juga dengan harga gula. Berapa banyak makanan yang berkaitan dengan gula? Kalau korang hebat, korang pergi cari bahan apa yang boleh menggantikan gula dalam Malaysia ni? Kalau tak ada dalam Malaysia, cari juga kat seluruh dunia, apa yang boleh gantikan gula? Gula melaka? Madu? Memang tak ada!
Maka bila harga gula naik, semua bahan makanan yang menggunakan gula juga akan naik harga!
Sekarang ni bukan saja harga minyak atau gula yang naik, tapi dua-dua sekali naik harga! Bayangkan kesan gabungan kenaikkan harga gula dan minyak ini. Gaji pulak dah berapa tahun tak naik-naik?
Kalau baca surat khabar, tengok televisyen, tak habis-habis mengampu kerajaan bagus, kerajaan pandai memerintah, pandai ekonomi, rakyat didahulukan dan bermacam-macam pujian termasuk Rosmah Mansor wanita hebat! Ini semua bullshit! Propaganda untuk membengapkan rakyat Malaysia!
Kalau betul kerajaan ini "mendahulukan rakyat", sebelum menaikkan harga barang-barang penting seperti minyak dan gula, kerajaan sepatutnya fikir bagaimana nak naikkan pendapatan rakyat. Naikkan gaji rakyat, naikkan pendapatan isi rumah, buat peluang kerja yang banyak, latih golongan muda agar pandai berniaga. Kemudian barulah naikkan harga. Tapi apa yang kerajaan buat sekarang? Ini namanya "rakyat didahulukan"? Hak Ptuihhh! Kahak hijau aku bagi!
ReJaM© "Selagi parti Barang Naik (BN) terus memerintah, rakyat akan terus sengsara. Lebih malang penyokong Barang Naik terus rela diperbodohkan malah bangga jadi bengap!"
Sumber:milosuam.blogspot.com/2011/05/berita-baik-susu-naik-harga-mulai-jun.html
Sumbernya bila gua Google. Hehe
Kreatif. Dengan bateri yang boleh di cas semula anda kini tidak perlu risau apabila gadget anda kekeringan tenaga
When placed in warm milk, raisins re-plump into grapes.
The metal backs of iPods are made from recycled zippers.
Eskimos don't believe in bridges or tunnels.
Every sixteen minutes, someone named Richard dies.
Billy Bob Thornton's grandfather was the first person to own a television.
Dolphins kill more people annually than sharks and influenza combined.
On a dare, former President Rutherford B. Hayes declared war on Chile for 17 minutes.
The original title for Catcher in the Rye was Hey, Look, a Carousel!
Professionals call the top socket on an electrical outlet the "Martha," and the bottom socket the "Jasmine."
In the archives at the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C., there are two identical snowflakes preserved in a freezer.
Three out of every ten nickels has been in someone's mouth.
If you hold one nostril closed for 72 hours, you will slowly lose the ability to see color. (Your sight will instantly return to normal when you release your nostril.)
Wave a magnet at the lower left corner of a vending machine to receive a free soda.
The glossy paper from the backs of stickers can be used to soothe sunburn.
To be a train conductor, you have to cut off one of your own toes during a loyalty ritual.
The Z in Jay-Z's name stands for "Zeppidemus."
Jean shorts were invented three weeks prior to the invention of regular jeans.
Whispering instead of talking on cell phones saves significant battery power.
In Austria, the traditional Christmas colors are not red and greed, but purple and clear.
Benjamin Franklin coined the phrase "Baby Mama" in a satirical poem published in Poor Richard's Almanac.
If you take the first letter of each word in the Monopoly board game instruction manual, they spell out an X-rated sentence.
The original name for the laptop computer was "Hinged Smart Slab."
The average person inhales 3 pounds of spider webs in his or her lifetime.
When first introduced to the public, plastic laundry baskets cost $75 each.
Winnie the Pooh started out as a non-fiction account of mental illness.
Reading backwards for twenty minutes burns the same amount of calories as walking a half-mile.
The Q in Q-tips stands for "quantum," as the small bit of cotton on the tip contains more atoms than the entire human body.
Revolving doors were first invented as a way to keep horses out of department stores.
Peru and the moon weigh the same amount.
Human beings and anteaters are the only animals that can snap their fingers.
If you soak a baseball hat in coke, and then let it dry on someone's head, over a 3-hour period the hat will shrink with skull-denting force, causing intense pain and irreparable damage.
Clouds cannot travel south southwest.
In sign language, there are 72 ways to say "drawbridge."
By: Dan_Bergstein
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Dah paham? Yang gua tak paham ialah kerajaan dapat jimat RM116 juta. De hell????
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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres!
So I called him a piece of horse shit.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day.
It's important.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying, "Hello."
I politely said, "This is Jason Braemore. Could I please speak with Rachel Carter?"
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me - I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
I tracked down Rachel's correct number and called her - I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the "wrong" number again…
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're a scumbag!" and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word "scumbag" next to it, and put it on my speed dial. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're a scumbag!" It always cheered me up!
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic "scumbag" calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the Caller ID program?"
He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.
I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're a scumbag!"
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window… so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first scumbag, I thought I had better call the BMW scumbag too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
"Yes, it is."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1969 West 35th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" I asked.
"My name is Don Hanson," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?"
"Don, you're a scumbag."
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial. Now, when I had a problem, I had two scumbags to call…
But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea. I called Scumbag #1…
"Hello."
"You're a scumbag!" (But I didn't hang up…)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
" Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hanson."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"Scumbag, I live at 1969 West 35th Street, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, scumbag."
Then I called Scumbag #2.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello, scumbag," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are, I'll…"
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
I answered, ">Well, scumbag, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1969 West 35th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.
Then I called CKVU Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 35th Street.
I quickly got into my car and headed over to 35th Street.
There I saw two scumbags beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew.
Now I feel a lot better…
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day….
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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JIKA benarlah Osama bin Laden benar-benar telah dibunuh oleh tentera Amerika Syarikat seperti yang diumumkan oleh Presiden Barrack Obama semalam, maka saya sebagai seorang Islam mendoakan rahmat dan keampunan Allah SWT untuk Osama bin Laden yang merupakan saudara saya di dalam Islam. Inilah yang dituntut oleh Islam sewaktu menerima berita kematian saudara seagamanya. Sebesar manapun kesalahan seorang muslim, jika ia mati dalam keadaan agamanya Islam, keampunan terhadapnya harus dipohon oleh saudara muslim yang lain.
Adapun keterlibatan Osama bin Laden dengan keganasan, saya serahkan kepada Allah SWT kerana ia masih belum terbukti melainkan melalui propaganda yang dipelopori oleh Amerika Syarikat. Jika benar beliau terlibat dengan kegananasan, sudah tentu saya tidak menyokong keganasan tersebut. Bagaimanapun keterlibatan Osama dengan keganasan masih lagi merupakan berita samar yang tidak dapat disahkan, namun keterlibatan Amerika Syarikat sendiri dalam keganasan sudah terbukti.
Ini jelas dengan serangan terhadap Afghanistan dan Iraq yang menghancurkan kedua-dua negara ini dengan tujuan mencari senjata pemusnah yang tidak dapat dijumpai sehingga ke hari ini. Apa pula tindakan Amerika Syarikat terhadap Israel yang terang-terang melakukan keganasan di bumi Palestin ? Bukan sahaja tidak bertindak, bahkan Amerikalah yang kuat menyokong Israel. Justeru, jika Osama dianggap sebagai pengganas, maka Israel lebih patut disebut sebagai ganas dan penyokongnya Amerika Syarikat juga tidak boleh lari dari digelar sebagai ganas.
Inilah yang saya tegaskan kepada Duta Besar Amerika Syarikat yang datang ke pejabat saya pada 28 April 2011 yang lepas, bahawa sepasang selipar pun tidak boleh dirampas dari tuannya yang berhak, apatah lagi sebuah negeri yang berdaulat seperti Palestin, lebih-lebih lagi tidak berhak untuk dirampas oleh Israel.
Adapun mereka yang berkata bahawa dunia lebih selamat dengan kematian Osama, saya anggap kenyataan tersebut sebagai tidak cermat dan hanya bertujuan menampakkan diri sebagai penyokong Amerika. Jika dunia lebih selamat dengan kematian Osama, adakah dunia juga lebih selamat dengan kewujudan Amerika?
Sekian, wassalam.
TUAN GURU DATO' BENTARA SETIA NIK ABDUL AZIZ BIN NIK MAT,
Menteri Besar Kelantan.
